WHAT THE HELL ):
EILEEN SAYS I HAVE DEPRESSION ):
WHEN SHE HAS AUTISM! :D
HAHAHA. Okay cut the crap.
Saturday damn fun lah. Haha. Went out with eileen to buy boots. LOL so we met on the train AGAIN. Yah then reach the green adventure place GUESS WHO I SAW?!?! NONE OTHER THAN LIM ZER YEE AKA SPERM MAN!!!!!!!!! HAHA HIS FACE MAKES ME WANNA LAUGH LIKE CRAZY IDK WHY. LOL I didnt know he joined NCC. Nerds catching chickens. LOLOL.
BTW there werent any boots of our size. Boo. So then yah we decided to get outta that place so we stoned in front of the MRT map for like 20 mins...cuz we didnt know where to go. And worst still, Eileen didn't know where she was. ._.
LOL in the end we went to Jurong Point cuz damn near. We first had lunch at uh. Mac. Then chiong homework. Okay not chiong homework. Chiong copy homework. From ans sheets. Wootiezx. Then laughing all the way lah, as usual. OH HAHAHA. We were talking about psychologists driving patiens to their graves.
Hmm it went like:
Pshychologist: Okay...now look at your situation. its best for you die.
patient: oh yes yes yes. i should die.
-After visiting the psy, patient jumps down the building and crash into a car. Flattening it, shattering the windows, smearing it with blood-
Car owner: AIYO! Want to die also not die here right! Aiyo...my poor car! *fake cry*
Half-dead patient: oh..solly solly.
Car owner: get off my car now!!
-car owner pushes patient onto the ground-
Car owner: Eh! pay me money hor! dunchiu think you can zao like this hor!
-police walks past-
Police to patient: OMG! mei liang xin! People car so expensive! How can you spoil it! IDC i am bringing you to the police post!
LOL the ending was like superduperrrry funny but i forgot ._. Okay sao xing, whatever.
Hehe so after lunch we walked to toys r us and i got my rubik's cube. A big yay. Then i bought a toy flower for momo cuz she wanted it. LOL then we were fooling about with toys. Like the musical instruments. we pretended to hold a rock concert then we were swinging our heads here and there. So sad no parents pulled their kids away from us ):
LOL after that went to kiddy palace for idk what reason. After that just bumped around the mall...yada yada. And fooling about everything we see. -_- but it was reallyfreakingsuperduperextremely funny wakakaka!
Oh yah the most memorable one was "teabreak" at mos burger. ROFL DAMN FUNNY LAH!!!! We could write a comic book outta it. Serious.
Teacher: Erm excuse me mrs lim. your child is not supposed to wear pyjamus(sp?) to sch.
mother: cannot meh? this is called FAIR-SIEN. and horh, she can only sleep in her pj.
teacher: huh?
mother: orh. aiyo, your lesson soooooooo boring. of cos come to sch sleep lah. at home then study through the night mah
teacher: ._.
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teacher: excuse me, please do not allow your daughter to fold her skirt.
mother: siao ah you. you want her be nerd izit? eh i tell you hor, just because u nerdy doesnt mean your students have to be nerdy k!
teacher: :
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omg my memory damn bad. these 2 not funny lor. ): Got the others damn damn funny until i choked on my soda de. ): So sad cant share with you. LOL.
After that i took train home then eileen alight from the train she was suposed to take it all the way down to bugis to meet her momo. ROFL. Too bad lah.
Yesse. Thats all for Saturday. And on that day i managed to solve a one-faced cube. Weeeha.
Sunday. Which was yesterday. Wootiezx!
Damn slack day. Due to the intensive boredness I decided to watch movies online lol. So I chose Juno. you know, the teenage pregnancy thingum rofl. At the end of the show i was like, "Huh? So whats this crapshitzx about about?"
And then I only chionged a few chapters of eng assessments. And then looked through some maths qns. And then revised science i mean. feezix. and thats all ):
MY LIFE IS SO DEPRESSING. ):
MAYBE I REALLY HAVE DEPRESSION. ):
Monday which is today.
Today, today. Hmm. ISD. International Suckers Day.
Erm, can i call it the have-to-live-without-water day? Cuz like. My EMPTY bottle was with eileen and she only returned it to me. today? ): So i had no water to drink. And bloody heck i had to survive on TWO bottle of gay dolphin& one peel fresh apple juice. ): SO PATHETIC. today is diabetic day.
Early morning got feezix. Crap one lah. Then...HMT. crappier than crappily ever after. T.T then PE. wootiezx. My team owned for like basketball. And eileen& i kept fooling about during soccer. And siying was being enthu like crazy. And eileen was plucking grass saying shes got depression. HAHHA. and we were doing that stupid dance. The dance which attrcts the ball to us. -_-
After reccess geog. LOL. benjamin kept suaning me WTF. then i suaned him back. Then mei wan mei liao. Then i decided to dao him and concentrate on geog which ms chong was practically droning on n on about. uh. rocks? rotation/revolution? volcanoes? physical geog? how people can sense vols? whatever.
lol yah reminds me of sy's pencil case. "sure :D whatever". ROFL.
after geog was art which i. erm ok. i shall not say. hahaha. after that mcp. T.T cant be worse. had a test which told me how noob i was in malay. LOL. Heck care. Noobnoobyayness. :)
After that walked to teck whye market with eileeeeeen. Then 190 & 302 home.
OKAY THATS THE END. AND CRAZINESS EFFIN ROX MY WORLD LAH. LOL
I SHALL GO BATHE AND MUG. NOW.
EILEEN SAYS I HAVE DEPRESSION ):
WHEN SHE HAS AUTISM! :D
HAHAHA. Okay cut the crap.
Saturday damn fun lah. Haha. Went out with eileen to buy boots. LOL so we met on the train AGAIN. Yah then reach the green adventure place GUESS WHO I SAW?!?! NONE OTHER THAN LIM ZER YEE AKA SPERM MAN!!!!!!!!! HAHA HIS FACE MAKES ME WANNA LAUGH LIKE CRAZY IDK WHY. LOL I didnt know he joined NCC. Nerds catching chickens. LOLOL.
BTW there werent any boots of our size. Boo. So then yah we decided to get outta that place so we stoned in front of the MRT map for like 20 mins...cuz we didnt know where to go. And worst still, Eileen didn't know where she was. ._.
LOL in the end we went to Jurong Point cuz damn near. We first had lunch at uh. Mac. Then chiong homework. Okay not chiong homework. Chiong copy homework. From ans sheets. Wootiezx. Then laughing all the way lah, as usual. OH HAHAHA. We were talking about psychologists driving patiens to their graves.
Hmm it went like:
Pshychologist: Okay...now look at your situation. its best for you die.
patient: oh yes yes yes. i should die.
-After visiting the psy, patient jumps down the building and crash into a car. Flattening it, shattering the windows, smearing it with blood-
Car owner: AIYO! Want to die also not die here right! Aiyo...my poor car! *fake cry*
Half-dead patient: oh..solly solly.
Car owner: get off my car now!!
-car owner pushes patient onto the ground-
Car owner: Eh! pay me money hor! dunchiu think you can zao like this hor!
-police walks past-
Police to patient: OMG! mei liang xin! People car so expensive! How can you spoil it! IDC i am bringing you to the police post!
LOL the ending was like superduperrrry funny but i forgot ._. Okay sao xing, whatever.
Hehe so after lunch we walked to toys r us and i got my rubik's cube. A big yay. Then i bought a toy flower for momo cuz she wanted it. LOL then we were fooling about with toys. Like the musical instruments. we pretended to hold a rock concert then we were swinging our heads here and there. So sad no parents pulled their kids away from us ):
LOL after that went to kiddy palace for idk what reason. After that just bumped around the mall...yada yada. And fooling about everything we see. -_- but it was reallyfreakingsuperduperextremely funny wakakaka!
Oh yah the most memorable one was "teabreak" at mos burger. ROFL DAMN FUNNY LAH!!!! We could write a comic book outta it. Serious.
Teacher: Erm excuse me mrs lim. your child is not supposed to wear pyjamus(sp?) to sch.
mother: cannot meh? this is called FAIR-SIEN. and horh, she can only sleep in her pj.
teacher: huh?
mother: orh. aiyo, your lesson soooooooo boring. of cos come to sch sleep lah. at home then study through the night mah
teacher: ._.
---
teacher: excuse me, please do not allow your daughter to fold her skirt.
mother: siao ah you. you want her be nerd izit? eh i tell you hor, just because u nerdy doesnt mean your students have to be nerdy k!
teacher: :
---
omg my memory damn bad. these 2 not funny lor. ): Got the others damn damn funny until i choked on my soda de. ): So sad cant share with you. LOL.
After that i took train home then eileen alight from the train she was suposed to take it all the way down to bugis to meet her momo. ROFL. Too bad lah.
Yesse. Thats all for Saturday. And on that day i managed to solve a one-faced cube. Weeeha.
Sunday. Which was yesterday. Wootiezx!
Damn slack day. Due to the intensive boredness I decided to watch movies online lol. So I chose Juno. you know, the teenage pregnancy thingum rofl. At the end of the show i was like, "Huh? So whats this crapshitzx about about?"
And then I only chionged a few chapters of eng assessments. And then looked through some maths qns. And then revised science i mean. feezix. and thats all ):
MY LIFE IS SO DEPRESSING. ):
MAYBE I REALLY HAVE DEPRESSION. ):
Monday which is today.
Today, today. Hmm. ISD. International Suckers Day.
Erm, can i call it the have-to-live-without-water day? Cuz like. My EMPTY bottle was with eileen and she only returned it to me. today? ): So i had no water to drink. And bloody heck i had to survive on TWO bottle of gay dolphin& one peel fresh apple juice. ): SO PATHETIC. today is diabetic day.
Early morning got feezix. Crap one lah. Then...HMT. crappier than crappily ever after. T.T then PE. wootiezx. My team owned for like basketball. And eileen& i kept fooling about during soccer. And siying was being enthu like crazy. And eileen was plucking grass saying shes got depression. HAHHA. and we were doing that stupid dance. The dance which attrcts the ball to us. -_-
After reccess geog. LOL. benjamin kept suaning me WTF. then i suaned him back. Then mei wan mei liao. Then i decided to dao him and concentrate on geog which ms chong was practically droning on n on about. uh. rocks? rotation/revolution? volcanoes? physical geog? how people can sense vols? whatever.
lol yah reminds me of sy's pencil case. "sure :D whatever". ROFL.
after geog was art which i. erm ok. i shall not say. hahaha. after that mcp. T.T cant be worse. had a test which told me how noob i was in malay. LOL. Heck care. Noobnoobyayness. :)
After that walked to teck whye market with eileeeeeen. Then 190 & 302 home.
OKAY THATS THE END. AND CRAZINESS EFFIN ROX MY WORLD LAH. LOL
I SHALL GO BATHE AND MUG. NOW.
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