the 'perfect' quiz.
[ ]You know someone that cares about you.
[ ] You have a boyfriend/ girlfriend/ fiance/ husband/ wife.
[ ] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[ ] You get good grades.
[x] You have an iPod/ mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
[x] You live in a house.
[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[ ] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you. (Kind of too big)
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x]You have been to a concert.
[x] You laugh more than twice a day.
[x] You have more than 100 friends.
[ ] You have pictures on Friendster.
[x]You get allowance.
[ ] You collect something normal. (Depends on how you define norm)
[x] People don't make fun of you to be mean.
[ ] You look forward to go to school to see your friends.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You do dance.
[x] You do something after school.
[x] You shower daily.
[ ]You own a car.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You're healthy.
[x] You've never had a cavity.
[x] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
[x] You have so many inside jokes with friends.
[x] You know your parents care and love you.
[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[ ] You care about so many people. (I don't.)
[ ] You are happy with your life. (Which part of me makes you think so?)
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[ ] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies. (Who are you kidding?)
[x] You are happy with the way you're living.
Total - 32/50 = 64%
Oops. A1 gone.
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The grown-up test
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee?
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ ] You own a credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[x] You think politics are exciting
[ ] You show up for school late a lot
[x] You always carry a pen in your bag/purse/pocket
[x] You've never gotten a detention
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week
[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[x] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[ ] You can mow the lawn
[x] You study when you have to
[x] You have hand washed a car before
[x] You can spell experience without looking it up
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ ] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine (Not exactly)
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type pretty quick
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party (What's that?)
[ ] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You use the internet everyday
[x]You have been outside of the country 2 or more times
[ ] You make your own bed (For as long as I was alive, it was never made)
Imma 20 yr old! OMG I CAN WATCH _ _ _ _ NOW
:D
***
The stupid test
[ ] You have tripped a couple of times
[x] You were looking for a certain object then you realized it was on your hand
[ ] You have been hit by a ball in the head (Unknowingly lah...zzz)
[ ] You have failed in P.E. class
[ ] You have been electrocuted
[x] You have been called STUPID
[ ] You keep on forgetting what you are about to say
[ ] You've worn your clothes upside down a couple of times
[ ] You swim then you realize that you're losing breath
[ ] You opened the fridge instead of opening the cupboard
[ ] You thought Ricky Martin is straight (Whozzat?)
[x] You laughed and laughed then you choked
[ ] It will take you more than 10 seconds before you realize that a joke is either funny or not (I'm not a retard)
[x]Your keyboard is black, the lights are turned off and it's dark. You still tend to type.
[ ] You have no idea what an xbox is (haha omg)
[ ] You don't know how multiplication works (wow)
[ ] You kept writing but later you've noticed that you do not know what you're writing.
[ ] You know you're the only one in the class who has that name and yet you ask the question: Who, me?
[x] You don't know what he/she is talking about and yet, you still say YEAH. (That's because I can't wait to get rid of that person)
[ ] You don't know what's the difference between BOMBAIS and MUSLIMS
[ ] You were about to go out from your house when you felt that you have no underwear
[ ] You forgot to wear your shoes
[ ] You don't know where you live.
[ ] You only know about 1/4 of the roads in your city
[ ] You don't know a single element
[ ] You don't know what an iPod is
[x] You see a sign that says don't touch but you still touch it.
[ ] You do not know what your name means
[ ] You don't have an idea what Sims are
[ ] You don't know what NEWS means
[x] You fell of your chair (LAUGHING ROFL)
[ ] You fight with someone, but you don't know what you're fighting about.
[ ] You still don't know if a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable
[ ] You don't hear a thing when someone is shouting at you
[ ] You say what and huh a lot (In fact I hate ppl who do that)
[ ] You're using a calculator to see your score in this test
I'm 7 x 3 = 21% stupid HAHAH. But I wouldn't call myself stupid either.
***
[ ]You know someone that cares about you.
[ ] You have a boyfriend/ girlfriend/ fiance/ husband/ wife.
[ ] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[ ] You get good grades.
[x] You have an iPod/ mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
[x] You live in a house.
[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[ ] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you. (Kind of too big)
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x]You have been to a concert.
[x] You laugh more than twice a day.
[x] You have more than 100 friends.
[ ] You have pictures on Friendster.
[x]You get allowance.
[ ] You collect something normal. (Depends on how you define norm)
[x] People don't make fun of you to be mean.
[ ] You look forward to go to school to see your friends.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You do dance.
[x] You do something after school.
[x] You shower daily.
[ ]You own a car.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You're healthy.
[x] You've never had a cavity.
[x] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
[x] You have so many inside jokes with friends.
[x] You know your parents care and love you.
[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[ ] You care about so many people. (I don't.)
[ ] You are happy with your life. (Which part of me makes you think so?)
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[ ] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies. (Who are you kidding?)
[x] You are happy with the way you're living.
Total - 32/50 = 64%
Oops. A1 gone.
***
The grown-up test
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee?
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ ] You own a credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[x] You think politics are exciting
[ ] You show up for school late a lot
[x] You always carry a pen in your bag/purse/pocket
[x] You've never gotten a detention
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week
[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[x] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[ ] You can mow the lawn
[x] You study when you have to
[x] You have hand washed a car before
[x] You can spell experience without looking it up
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ ] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine (Not exactly)
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type pretty quick
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party (What's that?)
[ ] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You use the internet everyday
[x]You have been outside of the country 2 or more times
[ ] You make your own bed (For as long as I was alive, it was never made)
Imma 20 yr old! OMG I CAN WATCH _ _ _ _ NOW
:D
***
The stupid test
[ ] You have tripped a couple of times
[x] You were looking for a certain object then you realized it was on your hand
[ ] You have been hit by a ball in the head (Unknowingly lah...zzz)
[ ] You have failed in P.E. class
[ ] You have been electrocuted
[x] You have been called STUPID
[ ] You keep on forgetting what you are about to say
[ ] You've worn your clothes upside down a couple of times
[ ] You swim then you realize that you're losing breath
[ ] You opened the fridge instead of opening the cupboard
[ ] You thought Ricky Martin is straight (Whozzat?)
[x] You laughed and laughed then you choked
[ ] It will take you more than 10 seconds before you realize that a joke is either funny or not (I'm not a retard)
[x]Your keyboard is black, the lights are turned off and it's dark. You still tend to type.
[ ] You have no idea what an xbox is (haha omg)
[ ] You don't know how multiplication works (wow)
[ ] You kept writing but later you've noticed that you do not know what you're writing.
[ ] You know you're the only one in the class who has that name and yet you ask the question: Who, me?
[x] You don't know what he/she is talking about and yet, you still say YEAH. (That's because I can't wait to get rid of that person)
[ ] You don't know what's the difference between BOMBAIS and MUSLIMS
[ ] You were about to go out from your house when you felt that you have no underwear
[ ] You forgot to wear your shoes
[ ] You don't know where you live.
[ ] You only know about 1/4 of the roads in your city
[ ] You don't know a single element
[ ] You don't know what an iPod is
[x] You see a sign that says don't touch but you still touch it.
[ ] You do not know what your name means
[ ] You don't have an idea what Sims are
[ ] You don't know what NEWS means
[x] You fell of your chair (LAUGHING ROFL)
[ ] You fight with someone, but you don't know what you're fighting about.
[ ] You still don't know if a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable
[ ] You don't hear a thing when someone is shouting at you
[ ] You say what and huh a lot (In fact I hate ppl who do that)
[ ] You're using a calculator to see your score in this test
I'm 7 x 3 = 21% stupid HAHAH. But I wouldn't call myself stupid either.
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